*When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
*If a jogger runs a the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?
*When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
*How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
*If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?
*If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?
*There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
*If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
*After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
*If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
*Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
*Why do they report power outages on TV?
*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
*Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
*Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
*Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
*If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
*If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
*Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually?
thats all i can think of right now!!
